We are a fairly open family. We take family showers, and I don’t have an issue getting dressed in front of anyone in this house. The problem, you ask? The problem is that every time Bryan sees my sexyness he insists on give me a good ole pat on the rear. That is fine, until the children notice. The other day we were at our friend Heather’s house pretty late. Her daughter was getting ready for bed and came down the stairs clothesless. She goes to her mom and asks her for lotion and London stands at Heather’s feet too. He then glances over at Parker, looks at her rear, and gives her a pat. On the rear. She said, “Ow!” and he almost reached over and did it again before I stopped him.
Moral of the story is, when you think they are not watching, they are.